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slutrollins:

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(via altercative)

cyberfry:

a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in

(Source: dogsenthusiast, via youngvlcanoes)

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

(Source: benadryls, via altercative)

dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 
sadboy420:

urnbreon:

tobleyman:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie :)

are those Kraft singles

i count 18

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

(via thatlolblog)

idiothicc:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

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(via telernarketing)

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

(via punkmonksteven)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(via braydaaan)

wifipasswords:

I relate to this so strongly