High fives for low lives

“Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.”

– (via delicater)

bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 

crrabs:

looking at your ass after watching the anaconda music video
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pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

spankmehardbarry:

that boy u called white??? ya he’s 10% cherokee on his mom’s cousin’s side of the family. think before u speak.

eatingisfab:

when u sent an important message to the wrong person

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fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU